Wait, this is all wrong. I’m sleeping in on Mondays and
The pancakes are asymmetrically long
The batteries are square and it’s raining in the sun
Reality is weird enough, we don’t have any fun
What if we grew up with Yes as No and No as Yes
And holes in our toes were considered an idea fresh
Who was the one who decided money was a coin
And why is it standard for a room to have four points
When did languages sprout, so different and similar
Right across the world, it’s all so incomprehensible
We all have governments, whether corrupt or upright
But who is the ultimate ruler of all, that can be caught by human sight
What if the world split into two, would there be two planets
Then we have to be rocketed into space to visit our Dads
Those who say life is meaningless are just dumb
They can go toast bread, and crush them into crumbs.

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HA HA HA writing poems just gives me such fuzzy frumpy lumpy pleasure.

anyway, lookie at this. I cant save the icon, so i shall painstakingly type out the conversation between Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.

RING! RING!

"Wanna play the game?"
"Ok. But no food this time."
"Ok. The Village."
"Brentwood."
"Starbucks."
"Starbucks."
"Latte."
"Foamy."
"Yeasty."
"Beaver."
"Menstrual."
"Mental."
"Pepsi."
"Coke."
"Aspen."
"Kutcher."
"Lohan."
"Orange."
"Slutbag."
"Funbags."
"Scumbags."
"Parapazzi."
"Pepperoni."
" (Pause) ..Bitch."
"Apology."
"Accepted."
"Secrets."
"Seacrest."
"Promises."
"Malibu."
"Soho."
"Hobo."
"Homo."
"Faggot."
"Sagats."
"Stamos!"
"Stamos!"
"JINX!!"
"JINX!!"

CLICK.


haw haw haw
i just got back from dunch/lunner (neither sounds good) whatever it's a buffet at Equinox, the 70th level at Swiss Hotel i think. the food's really good and the guy cooking the pasta is cute. first time i'm complimenting some guy from a foodplace or anywhere else outside for that matter. but hey, he's cute in his attitude too. and he cooks great pasta. whoooosh. it wasn't too expensive either, my daddy had some discount card or something. and the narcissistic will definitely camp in the toilet (coughs) . photos in my daddy's phone. lol. by the way everyone I have my sim card back already and moon WILL REMEMBER to bring her extra phone if she can and so i'll will be contactable again. oh joy oh joy!

my period's here. HA HA HA HA HA i dont have to deal with bloody cross country anymore (i mean it literally im actually rather looking forward to running at ecp. or screaming like a madass like last year but why in the afternoon?? crazy pokes again) all righto. toodles everyone~ (ala High School Musical although I dont really like that movie)

and I take back what I said. nothing beats getting letters and cards in slugmail than getting letters and cards in slugmail without expecting them. he ho ha